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Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5285) - you deserved it (26313)

On 10/18/2012 at 12:50am - money - by Dr_Gip - United States

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Lucky next customer. :-D

#2 - On 10/18/2012 at 6:00am by Miss_Lisaa

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That's why you don't talk on your phone at the gas station.

#1 - On 10/18/2012 at 5:57am by datoismyname

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