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Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18194) - you deserved it (1636)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:19pm - money - by katie_sadface (woman) - Canada

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This is one of those situations where a 'dump him' is well deserved. Change your credit card information, lock him out, and file charges against him for whatever he stole from you. Manipulative thieves deserve little sympathy.

#1 - On 10/15/2012 at 3:09am by SApprentice

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For your sake, I really hope you hadn't known him that long.

#3 - On 10/15/2012 at 3:12am by TurtleSmile

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