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Today, my father, who's never played much part in my life, told me how proud he is of me. I choked back tears, and we hugged for the first time in years. Later, I choked back my rage when I saw he'd opened my mail and obviously planned on leeching my new-found SSI money off me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21590) - you deserved it (1645)

On 07/14/2012 at 12:46pm - money - by Natalie - United States (Florida)

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Scum of a leeching father

#1 - On 07/14/2012 at 8:07pm by howrudoin

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"daughter, as long as you can shower me in money I'll love you, but once that stops, so does my love for you" what a jerk

#3 - On 07/14/2012 at 8:10pm by astoryofroses

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