Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21413) - you deserved it (6024)
On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States
gutted's life also sucksToday, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!"…
anon also deserved itToday, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.
#3 - On 05/08/2012 at 3:04am by f1r3wa11
See in context
I bet it was Noor >:D
#6 - On 05/08/2012 at 3:07am by MadisonLynn123
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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