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Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26949) - you deserved it (2171)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I can imagine now what you would be saying to the cops. 'Help me officer I was robbed by a senior citizen.'

#1 - On 04/28/2012 at 12:02am by Krysk

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That's why you can't always trust old people. They look sweet but are all secret evil geniuses.

#5 - On 04/28/2012 at 12:03am by BigBoyBounce

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