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Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML


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On 04/14/2012 at 3:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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You just had to deal with waiting in line a while longer. Imagine how bad it must be to have multiple cards rejected while trying to buy a carton of milk.

#5 - On 04/14/2012 at 8:40pm by jsfromga

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I'd say F the guys life cuz he had to be embarrassed about the fact so many of his cards had been rejected.

#9 - On 04/14/2012 at 8:44pm by MigraineurOfLife

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