Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
I agree, your life sucks (29331) - you deserved it (5700)
On 11/23/2011 at 10:16am - money - by jshibbz0993 - United States (Florida)
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No shower? No sex.
#2 - On 11/23/2011 at 1:13pm by mnmolino
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+227 | 14
Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!
#6 - On 11/23/2011 at 1:16pm by tylersign
+100 | 11
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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