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By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By rattledwife666 - 21/01/2017 14:00

Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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By someone who is depressed - 19/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Jane - 22/12/2012 23:29 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML

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mnmolino 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:13

No shower? No sex.

tylersign 11

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:16

Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!

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MyPetNinja 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:25

If you take enough showers to raise the water bill by yourself, then you shouldn't be complaining about it to your boyfriend.

bfsd42 20

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:07

Exactly. I wonder if op was complaining even though she uses most of the water. Wouldn't surprise me.

Livencountry 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:25

I don't shower either, I just lick myself clean like a cat.

mnmolino 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:54

Ew.

alyssamarie03 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:59

That's nasty...

Livencountry 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:14

Y'all know you like that mental image.

mnmolino 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:37

ew.

jrsylilballer6 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:25

Maybe you use the shower too much trying to reconstruct your ******?

pyromania21 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:51

haha thats awesome two FML jokes in 1

smirnoff1695 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:29

Hm. Sounds a tad bit..unsanitary.

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:37

He doesn't shower, he pressure washes! :D

doumtabarnack 12

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:42

joe dirt...

mnmolino 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:52

He must be a dirty boy

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:56

Simple solution...Share your showers...

lajaynay 15

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:01

Conserve water, shower together!! From experience though, showering with a significant other is quite fun. ;)

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:49

Also from experience, one of those showers takes twice as long...

cheefer 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:46

If I showered with you we'd get dirty!

JackHart 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:08

So it's your fault

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