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Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32334) - you deserved it (3575)

On 08/10/2011 at 10:44am - money - by donny31459 - United States (Michigan)

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In this case I can say, fuck the POlice.

#6 - On 08/10/2011 at 12:55pm by saIty

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There is a YouTube video about that. The guy got a ticket for the same reason and then he rode in the bike cycle lane and purposely hit construction cones, cars, and even a police car because they were all obstructing the bicycle lane. Quite funny, but it does suck OP.

#30 - On 08/10/2011 at 1:10pm by akallaan

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