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Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML


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On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

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I get so entranced by the music when I'm on hold that I don't even notice when the people actually pick up because I'm singing along. That's when it gets a tad awkward.

#7 - On 07/06/2011 at 2:48am by iAmScrubs

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then what's the point of customer service? O_0

#3 - On 07/06/2011 at 2:45am by EvilTeddysRock

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