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Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (166061) - you deserved it (12342)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

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Leave them NOTHING!

#4 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:32pm by laestrellita

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that is so messed up...and someone YDI this...
I feel for ya

#1 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:12pm by mattypants

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