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Today, I filed my taxes. As a divorcée with children, I was supposed to get $3,500 back from the IRS. Alas, my ex's new wife already filed with my children, who don't live with her. I now owe the IRS $250. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34221) - you deserved it (3220)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:07pm - money - by fuckmylifeLulu - United States (Texas)

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Kill her and put her body parts in a pizza.

#1 - On 04/09/2011 at 6:16pm by SirSantpoort

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Can't you take her to court over this? Sue that bitch back into the stone age!

#4 - On 04/09/2011 at 6:18pm by Showmehowtolive

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