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Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML


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On 02/21/2011 at 8:21pm - money - by MBC - United States

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you can totally contest that. no store should allow someone to use a credit card for that much without checking the signature and ID. if they don't verify the ID, contest it with the credit card company and if they can't do anything, you can sue the store.

#6 - On 02/22/2011 at 2:48am by Infernari

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and now I can't get the horrible idea of someone running around in sweatpants with the word "juicy" across their ass in tacky rhinestones. for that, I blame you. bit hey, just tell the cops to look for the tackiest person in town and check them for your cards...

#9 - On 02/22/2011 at 2:52am by Infernari

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