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Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21496) - you deserved it (3489)

On 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm - money - by needofmoney (woman) - United States (Texas)

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there's always small claims court

#2 - On 02/18/2011 at 2:57am by livewire1701

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parents always rip their kids off >.> like when they said you got 300 bucks from your uncle and aunt as a gift and we'll save it for you in the future when you need it, and when you go to ask them for the money they'll either say something on the lines of we used it on your clothes/ food or where did you think you got money for your food/cloths food -_-

#7 - On 02/18/2011 at 3:12am by Boredumm

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