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Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6955) - you deserved it (18777)

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Wow, hobos aren't there to make you look better. You're such a hypocrite for even trying to look better by standing next to one, and god's way of giving you what you deserve is probably your insecurity and uglyness.

#4 - On 02/06/2011 at 10:23am by UnderstoodCat

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I gotta say, man...That's pretty shallow. Hobos lives are bad enough without people like you downgrading them like that...And you are complaining because your idiotic plan of standing next to a hobo didn't make you look better? Tut tut tut...

#21 - On 02/06/2011 at 11:11am by happyhak

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