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Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25446) - you deserved it (2572)

On 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by deepblue (woman) - United States (New York)

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Those idiots owe you a free pie for that incompetence.

#3 - On 01/24/2011 at 3:13am by Mirorbo

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What the fuck? You saying you payed for the pizza ahead of time? Who does that?

#7 - On 01/24/2011 at 3:33am by FYLDeep

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