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Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML

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On 01/12/2011 at 3:23am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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No man is going to react well to your plans to spend his money.

#9 - On 01/12/2011 at 6:21am by macskapingvin

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Well, the man has a point, unless it would definitely be your own money you would spend on clothes. Besides, why would you need to go on a shopping spree? Surely you'd have a selection of clothes from before you were pregnant that would fit when you lose the baby weight, and you could buy a couple of new things as a reward for being able to lose the weight. Unless you used the word spree as an exaggeration.

#24 - On 01/12/2011 at 6:46am by Cinn

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