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Today, I had to spend £200 at the dentist for fillings and repairs to my teeth. Why do I need them? Because I'm stressed about money and grind my teeth in the night because of it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18435) - you deserved it (2986)

On 11/15/2010 at 7:05am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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I have sleep bruxism too. After buying several custom teeth guards at several hundred bucks each, I just discovered the $30 one at CVS which works great.

Yes, a useful, non-offensive, non-hateful, friendly comment from me. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

Sorry, I had to throw that in there. I got a rep to protect.

#6 - On 11/15/2010 at 9:55am by DocBastard

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I agree with Doc. Try buying a cheap mouth guard first :) Im sure they sell them at most pharmacies

#11 - On 11/15/2010 at 10:00am by iheartglasses

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