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Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (2659)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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save it for next year :)

#2 - On 11/08/2010 at 2:38am by sweet_candy_

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This is why you don't wait until the week before to buy your costume.

This is also why you pay the extra $10 or so for faster shipping.

#3 - On 11/08/2010 at 2:39am by allmidnighteyes

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