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Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7226) - you deserved it (39957)

On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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you deserve this so much hahaha

#2 - On 08/13/2010 at 1:11pm by fatguy805

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You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.

#15 - On 08/13/2010 at 1:20pm by littlexlion

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