Today, my dog stole my hot chocolate from me. Then spit it all... - FML

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By "sara moore" - 17/02/2018 04:23 - United States

Today, my dog stole my hot chocolate from me. Then spit it all over my blankets.. It's 4:22am and I'm washing blankets. FML

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Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:47

Take them to a vet, NOW. Chocolate can be fatally dangerous to dogs!!!!

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Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:47

Take them to a vet, NOW. Chocolate can be fatally dangerous to dogs!!!!

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