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Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85478) - you deserved it (3766)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

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