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Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42582) - you deserved it (3823)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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lol. I think I would have a party just to spite her.

#1 - On 02/21/2009 at 11:34pm by thefme1

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throw a party... invite many strangers

#3 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:48am by hotmale

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