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Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that." FML
I agree, your life sucks (34672) - you deserved it (2766)
On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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