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Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to let a car go by. The car stopped and the driver waved me on, so I started jogging again. After a few steps, I feel a sharp pain in my side, then wake up in the hospital. The driver 'accidentally' hit the gas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86441) - you deserved it (2794)

On 04/15/2009 at 10:10am - misc - by I_Hate_Cars - United States (South Carolina)

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