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Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Ahahaa. Dude, they get scared if you do that. LOL cop fail!

#3 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:55pm by xsweetlysour

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wow that sucks
at least you didnt damage the tint

#7 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:59pm by sarahvalasco

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