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Today, for Easter my brother & sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94162) - you deserved it (3821)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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