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Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (137699) - you deserved it (7173)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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that is terrible
im sorry but i laughed so hard when i read that
i feel bad for you though!

#2 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:16pm by FMLOVER_

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HAHAHA wow that sucks. this is highly ironic. my best friend is allergic to chocolate and has a brother and sister who always get wayyy more stuff than she does. sorry though...that does suck.

#3 - On 04/12/2009 at 2:17pm by ffffmmmmlllll

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