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Today, I was giving a tour on campus when one of my friends approached us and said "Don't go here, the weed's too expensive." and walked away. Thinking he's coming back to say he's joking, he instead say "i'm just kidding its really cheap" and walked away. I may or may not still have a job. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by JimmyJazzNJ (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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I do stupid things like this all the time to my friends. You need to lighten up and relax about it.

#4 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:49am by 24788

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Yeah why would you be responsible for having an idiot friend?

Also you could have just said something to the effect of "Don't mind him, he's an idiot" and pretend he's not your friend. And then later tell him not to bother you when you're working cause it's really rude.

#6 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:02am by SpunkT

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