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Today, I went with my grandma to pickup my uncle and cousins from the airport. On our way there, the car died in the middle of the road. A police officer stopped to help us, he blocked the road while i pushed and my grandma steered. I had to push a minivan, I weigh 115 lbs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41758) - you deserved it (5156)

On 04/11/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by carpusher (man) - United States (Florida)

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stop being assholes this FML is better than 30% of the ones

TODAY A 3 YEAR OLD SAID IM FAT

TODAY I TRIPPED AND BROKE MY FINGERNAIL

TODAY I FAILED MY TEST

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

#11 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:31am by bartmasta

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What, did you expect your grandmother to do it? Cry me a river.

#8 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:13am by Eresbel

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