Transportation: Today, I went with my grandma to pickup my uncle and cousins...

By carpusher - 12/04/2009 02:51 - United States

Today, I went with my grandma to pickup my uncle and cousins from the airport. On our way there, the car died in the middle of the road. A police officer stopped to help us, he blocked the road while i pushed and my grandma steered. I had to push a minivan, I weigh 115 lbs. FML

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You deserved it 5 775

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By little nokken - 19/05/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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Outlaw

By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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You deserved it 5 693

By blonde - 29/09/2010 07:08 - Australia

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 6 559

Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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You deserved it 180

By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 15:53 - France

Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML

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You deserved it 29 798

Stuck

By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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bartmasta 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:31

stop being assholes this FML is better than 30% of the ones TODAY A 3 YEAR OLD SAID IM FAT TODAY I TRIPPED AND BROKE MY FINGERNAIL TODAY I FAILED MY TEST BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Eresbel 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:13

What, did you expect your grandmother to do it? Cry me a river.

Comments

youaresofucked 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:06

This person needs feeding. i have easter eggs that probably weigh more than you.

taraaa_fml 4

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:14

how did this make an fml?

deliciouskaek 1

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:17

I'm not sure which part of the story is terrible.

woahcomments 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:30

Agreed with number 1... this is so boring.

ArmoredSandwich 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:30

So?

bayybee 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:57

its not that big of a deal, but for someone so small pushing a minivan is hard. i think theyre saying the cop could have helped.

stencer 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:42

It's not so much about their weight as it is the fact that they're a weak and whiny. As someone else said, it's not that hard, especially in neutral.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:37

Agreed with 11. This is actually a sucky situation. Which cannot be said for 1/2 of the ones posted yesterday/today.

kandy_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 17:39

I think this is a FML because the cop did nothing to help her. He just stood there blocking the road. But that doesn't change the fact this FML is still boring and I don't understand how boring ones like this one make it on to the site when ones that are actually funny get rejected.