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Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (104638) - you deserved it (4035)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

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