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Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25742) - you deserved it (5941)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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He just saved you some embarrassment?
If not, switch to Geico. You'll save something.

#7 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:07am by dudeitsdanny

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Wow... I wouldn't know what to say to him. I probably would have kicked him in the balls and blamed him for my being ugly.

Well, if you're really ugly at least you know not to try... And if you're not, just go for it. You might have something to throw back in your dad's face.

#6 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:07am by cardinallove

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