[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

#9111538 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (22767) - you deserved it (4611)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

More FMLs?

Satan's life also sucks
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the...

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity....

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular,...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!