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Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12773) - you deserved it (5914)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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