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Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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if he crouched very low then why couldn't you just climb onto his back?

#6 - On 03/15/2010 at 4:20am by Jellytastic

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That's what you get for jumping. You climb onto the person's back not jump on it.

#9 - On 03/15/2010 at 4:23am by CyrusTheBlue

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