Love, Accident and Cute: Magic moment

Magic moment

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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In your face

By ouchy - 30/01/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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Jellytastic 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:20

if he crouched very low then why couldn't you just climb onto his back?

fualignment 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:25

lol this is cute

Comments

SealClubber 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:49

I think it was more of the fact that they both did something at the same time. had she just jumped or he just crouched it would have worked. but he thought he'd crouch to make it easier for her, and she thought to jump to make it easier. both simultaneously caused the faceplant. it was more for convencience as opposed necessity, they just had unfortunate timing to do it both at the same time.

mathbook28 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:06

your boyfriend sounds hot

Toxxic_Blackout 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:53

BRING SNICKERDOODLES BACK, I LIKE HER COMMENTS

your_face 15

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:00

It was nice of your boyfriend to offer... but is there not a sidewalk between your house and car?

13thstory 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 7:15

haha! very funny-you made me laugh:) and u have an awesome boyfriend

TheMeravig 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 7:33

snickerdoodles...STFU you just sound like an idiot. did you just use the word assimilation in relation to digestion? you stupid ******* kid you honestly think you're smarter than everyone, don't you? hey let me use and obscure steely dan hippy source and use the one big word I know. yeah. that'll make me right. NO you're desperately grasping because you're used to being right. you're probably the smartest person in your 10th grade history class. in the real world, you're a dumbass. skim milk is fine. if you can't drink it then you're pathetic. that's like saying you can't drink just water it has to have koolaid in it. retard.