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Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15948) - you deserved it (1817)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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