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Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2975) - you deserved it (17729)

On 03/12/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by LXA429 - United States (Indiana)

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