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Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML
Enjoy your melanoma, it'll make sweaty feet the least of your worries.
Did you mistake a jet engine for a tanning bed? How powerful was this fan? Were your feet whipping around your face like a flag in a hurricane?
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