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Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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On 03/12/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by LXA429 - United States (Indiana)

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Enjoy your melanoma, it'll make sweaty feet the least of your worries.

#4 - On 03/12/2010 at 6:11am by YLS

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Did you mistake a jet engine for a tanning bed? How powerful was this fan? Were your feet whipping around your face like a flag in a hurricane?

#35 - On 03/12/2010 at 8:51am by perdix

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