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Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20326) - you deserved it (2954)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:28am - misc - by talhabilal - Pakistan (Punjab)

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Well, maybe you do need a PSYCHIATRIC evaluation. They must be pretty worried about you to bring this up, or complete assholes, but for an entire family to agree hints at something deeper. What's the harm in some evaluation? £100, perhaps, but for your mental health, a small price to pay. Also, first.

#1 - On 03/11/2010 at 2:05pm by JackDark

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I can see your future~

#4 - On 03/11/2010 at 2:08pm by BizzaroG

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