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Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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she needs to die

#1 - On 03/08/2010 at 2:00pm by noobgang7

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Your husband isn't a real man. A real man would.....OOPS- wait a minute. My wife just told me to go fix her dinner. Be right back.

#11 - On 03/08/2010 at 2:06pm by okieraider71

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