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Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and lead the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML

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On 04/09/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by luh8r (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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wtf. how does that even HAPPEN? and there was nothing you could do to stop this uprising from the rebel forces? lmao, and where did they even GO? a bunch of five year old kids just walked away?? did you try using your authoritative voice? XD so ridiculous. SO ridiculous.

and i want more details!!

#5 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:31pm by ttonks007

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I hate rebellious kids. And where are they twenty years from now? Drowning because they walked out on you.

#8 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:32pm by buhnaynay

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