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Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and lead the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40475) - you deserved it (3144)

On 04/09/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by luh8r (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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