Tyranny

By luh8r - 09/04/2009 14:38 - Canada

Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML
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buhnaynay 0

I hate rebellious kids. And where are they twenty years from now? Drowning because they walked out on you.

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ttonks007 0

wtf. how does that even HAPPEN? and there was nothing you could do to stop this uprising from the rebel forces? lmao, and where did they even GO? a bunch of five year old kids just walked away?? did you try using your authoritative voice? XD so ridiculous. SO ridiculous. and i want more details!!

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log1k 3

hmm... i dont find this funny really.. maybe if it was worded better.

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kahaari 0

lol. that does suck but your "tyrant" joke sucked more. keep it simple?

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cookiejun 0

how do you not have a job.....can't figure that out. I'm hoping your still getting paid for the class/course sounds like your class was boring as hell

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rihannalover 0

this is not an fml. sorry man, but they're little kids that you could get back easily... sorry this happened though

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zbots 0

Since when do 5-year olds have a say in swimming lessons? Their parents pay, and if they don't want to learn to swim, it's their own fault.

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AreYouSure_fml 0

You should've drowned that mini-bitch, and covered it up.

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Seegtease 0

Why was I moderated for saying the OP should have better control of kids? Way to silence those you don't agree with...

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CousinSkeeter 0

You should've grabbed her by the back of her head, shoved her in the water, and force her to learn swimming the hard way.

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theownist 0

you should have bossed her around... she is five years old.

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mattglop 0

kids can be hard to teach. you don't want to do anything that could get you in trouble (ex: bitch slap), but then you may end up as a pushover (they walk out on you).

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