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Today, I was going running. It was an especially windy day and things were flying through the wind. Apparently, bodily fluid can also fly through the wind. Turns out, a women was barfing over a bridge and the wind caught it and it flew through the air. Right into my face and body. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64949) - you deserved it (2048)

On 04/09/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by fedlife (woman) - United States (Florida)

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