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Today, I was going running. It was an especially windy day and things were flying through the wind. Apparently, bodily fluid can also fly through the wind. Turns out, a women was barfing over a bridge and the wind caught it and it flew through the air. Right into my face and body. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73104) - you deserved it (2925)

On 04/09/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by fedlife (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Oh man that's gross. I would have went and talked to her and been like WTF.

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:11am by Jaxro

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The worst part?
Your mouth was probably open too.

#16 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:19am by itsTiffany

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