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Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML
YDI for driving while intoxicated. You are a bastard and a murderer. I hate people like you. I will never have any sympathy for a person who drives drunk. I don't care what sort of shit you got into. You could have killed somebody. Go f*cking die.
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