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Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22626) - you deserved it (2512)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

#17 - On 02/27/2010 at 2:00pm by imaweener

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wow , kicking at night is one thing but actually grabbing someones head and punching is a far more advanced level .lol FYL

#21 - On 02/27/2010 at 2:01pm by baltomushishi

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