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Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year old daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7002) - you deserved it (33780)

On 02/27/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Shoe (man) - United States (Ohio)

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If (when) he gets mad, tell him "We're both human."

#2 - On 02/27/2010 at 6:13am by Fedor_is_KING

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wow fail.

#1 - On 02/27/2010 at 6:13am by Pikachu206

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