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Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24497) - you deserved it (2603)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)

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I hope you smack the hell outta him!

#2 - On 02/26/2010 at 1:52pm by rosto16

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You fail because you couldn't outrun an old drunk with his dick out. What? You got got square wheels on your wheelchair or something?

#6 - On 02/26/2010 at 1:54pm by CallMeHush

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