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Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
You fail because you couldn't outrun an old drunk with his dick out. What? You got got square wheels on your wheelchair or something?
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