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Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19996) - you deserved it (2168)

On 02/25/2010 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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sounds like a great mom...

#1 - On 02/25/2010 at 1:50pm by ricosuave1106

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I would have spit it in her face.

#2 - On 02/25/2010 at 1:50pm by intensitive

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