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By  nash1991  |  20

So... How was it?

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  nash1991  |  20

Well I'm sorry.. I'm new to fml as you can see by my whopping 12 comments... I wasn't aware there was a symbol for sarcasm on fml. I will be sure to keep that in mind for next time :)

By  mercsl65  |  7

At least you are useful in life!

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  ICastillo  |  24

Why do you need coffee, you're fifteen years old? You should be all peppy in the mornings .

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  lilhellian  |  26

36 Why do I rarely see cute girls in my age bracket anymore.. :(

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  Silent_Thrill  |  17

Coffee!? Lattes!? hahahaha... how silly. The best part of waking up is virgin blood in your cup. Didn't you know? The repressed sexual frustration really gets you up there. Though it does make this whole spilling situation dramatically worse.

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  Silent_Thrill  |  17

75- That's my thing on both the internet and in real life. I make messed up jokes that mainly just confuse and sicken people while I sit back and laugh oh so much. My mother is real proud of me...

By  IconicLemon  |  8

Your life has a purpose. Hahaha.

By  jrok98  |  8

Hey, Your mom never used you as a hail protector

By  Shadow2193  |  5

Or as a human shield

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  _wraith  |  15

Wait, OP should have known that her mother's coffee was going to spill?

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OP could have held the coffee for her mother... If my mom held it over my lap because it was about to spill I would hold it for her until the car was stopped and she could drink some of the coffee so it wouldn't spill.

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

YDI for being too proud to ride the bus/too lazy to walk. YDI for trying to get an education. YDI for caring what your clothes look like. YDI for wearing clothes. YDI for not being lovable enough. YDI for being a girl. YDI for not having spare pants, what if you sneeze again?! Yellow and brown, people aren't going to buy a lemonade and coffee excuse this time...

By  hama806  |  19

It's a natural instinct for a parent to protect their young. I hope it didn't spill on you though.

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  CharresBarkrey  |  15

33 - That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. She's probably more distracted reaching over to hold it over her daughter than she would have been to just spill it on herself.

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