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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53878) - you deserved it (6862)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by saltynutz20 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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why was it even a struggle?

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:51pm by gfindians11

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Hey its ok to masturbate on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.

#6 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:54pm by blackdude

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