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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Hey its ok to masturbate on a plane. never let that opportunity pass you by.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016