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Today, I told my college friend that I considered her to be my best friend. She responded, "I don't think you should call me that." FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by Oh dear... (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Yeah the best friends thing is tricky. I have a person that always calls me her best friend when I don't necessarily consider her to be mine. I took the opposite route of your college friend and didn't say anything so now my friend is convinced that I think she's my best friend. It's a double edged sword.

#5 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:16pm by townsend

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on the flip side she might have a secret crush on you and if you see her as a best friend then you cant see her as a lover so she doesn't want you to call her that....

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 9:52am by Reason

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