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Today, mah friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned looool that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9870) - you deserved it (90962)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

#1 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:45am by Endymion

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Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

#6 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:52am by AWESOM_E

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