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Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4874) - you deserved it (23328)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Skankeriffic (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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awh... what did you expect him to do if he saw you?

YDI, panicked for no reason...

#5 - On 02/19/2010 at 6:16am by aFMLaddict

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hm. i'd be more worried about the person's car you just trashed, not the one-time-shitty-date.

#2 - On 02/19/2010 at 6:11am by AngryNinja

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